i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
zippers are such a cool invention
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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