walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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