Do you still have your period?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
and you fell through a lawn chair
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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