So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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