My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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