Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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