return my video game
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
i dont even know how to be here
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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