A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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