But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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