No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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