There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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