Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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