i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
