u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
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