As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Dicks are not precious.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
