Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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