im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
i will never coherently bang her
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
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