If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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