i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
