spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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