Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
and you fell through a lawn chair
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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