I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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