please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
