On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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