Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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