i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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