ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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