did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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