you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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