3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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