no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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