I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
our cab driver is having phone sex.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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