I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Randomize
