My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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