I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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