what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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