I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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