I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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