glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
it's like iHOP with fire
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
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