can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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