One girl and one boy is just not enough.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Randomize
