i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
