im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
BRING THE BAGELS
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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