Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
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