Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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