Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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