So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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