she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
there is puke in my bra ... again
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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