Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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