Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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