Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
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