it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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