Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
So many bounce houses so little time
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize