just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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