the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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