She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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