Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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