If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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