I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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