I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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