Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
